Random Rants:Men Types: Part I

This little piece was inspired by a close friend, who gave me some personal inspiration after he wrote a piece on Female Types lol So I wanted to give it a shot. I never showed anyone this, until I showed the friend who inspired me recently.  He liked it, so here it is!! Tell me if you've seen these dudes! This is ONLY the beginning!


Mr. Too Pretty

He always looks the part. With fresh kicks and a nice hat to boot.  Everything is always in check. Smells divine, nice smile, smooth skin, dressed to perfection.  He always got the latest in all things in regards to fashion.  He has good taste, and can  even help you pick out a sexy fit.
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Advantages:
-Always looks good.
-You love to be in his presence
-He is charming
-He’s down for a shopping spree 

Disadvantages:
-He is too superficial
-He thinks he looks better than you
-He uses up more mirror-time than you (You know this is a major NO-NO)
-He is SUSPECT! (Check him ladies)

Mr. Street Savvy

He demands respect, and he gets it.  He never has an empty pocket, and he knows the street, like the back of his hand.  Everybody knows this dude.  He exuberates sexiness, because of his demeanor.  He is the gangsta, the street hustler, or the brotha’ around the block.  He’s the get it done guy.

Advantages:
-He is so darn sexy.
-You feel protected with him.
-He doesn’t neglect to give you money to get whatever you need.
-Most times he can work out the kinks in the bedroom.

Disadvantages:
-He is too occupied with everything else and everybody else that you often get bumped to the back burner.
-He is too secretive, and you never know what he really has going
-You know there is another chick or chicas. (plural).

Mr. Momma’s Boy

He knows how to treat a woman, and this is how he lures you in.  He knows what to do to make you smile, and he is the perfect gentleman. He has values and follows them.  He respects you for the woman that you are. He brings you home to momma for approval, and this is sweet, until time prevails.

Advantages:
-You feel connected to him
-You respect the way he respects you.
-He is too darn considerate of your needs and wants

Disadvantages:-His mother is always right.
-He gets more happy from mommy’s hugs and kisses than yours
-He’ll leave you if his mother told him too
-He can be a weakling, don’t you hear him, “Yes momma, I’ll do it right away momma, of your course I’m coming, SHE can wait”….ecetera, ecetera….

Mr. Workaholic​
He is the driven soul.  He is the one to work from dusk to dawn…and not need a break from anything. He has the work ethic of a promising good ole’ boy.

Advantages:
-He is very goal-oriented
-He knows exactly what he wants
-He is financially stable.
-When he finds time for love making…you won’t be disappointed
- Sometimes these gentlemen have difficulty settling.

Disadvantages:
-He is always working
-He rarely takes you on many nice dates (due to his schedule)
-He can be predictable

Mr. Uncertain

Now this one ladies is one to take a second, third, or fourth look.  He is the one that has it together always. I’m talking about this brother is the one, or least he makes you think that.  He is almost too perfect.

Advantages:
-He is a gentleman
-He has the ability to be romantic
-He takes care of the woman he so chooses

Disadvantages:
-He can be a playboy
-You have this gut feeling that this nigga might be undercover.
-He will not settle quickly

Mr. Pushover

Advantages:
-He is the sweetest thing!
-You just love this guy.
-He worships the ground you walk on, admires your shadow, and would gladly drink your bath water.

Disadvantages:
-He appears weak in situations that involve protecting you
-He always wants what u wants or agrees with you
-He doesn't bring it in the bedroom, sometimes you just wanna be grabbed and firmly handled without your man saying, "You  okay baby"! Dang! I'm trying to get my rough neck on lol

Mr. Intrigue

He is the guy that makes you say....hmmmm! He keeps your attention even when he is not doing much. You know you have to have him, but then you also wonder what this venture will ultimately lead to!

Advantages:
-He is sexy for certain reasons...demeanor...piercing eyes...perfect smile...
-He is confident in being who he is wherever he is
-He allows you be with him intimately with ease.

Disadvantages:
-He is always evasive in approaching true commitment, possibly due to past heartbreak or just the lack of being ready to settle
-He doesn't tell you much, just enough to keep u intrigued
-Sex is amazing but you know you are not the only one....

Tanette
2010